Fudd-O-Lantern Tee
They removed his head. Unfortunately, the rules are stored in his ass.
He saw a brace and demanded your tax stamp, your fingerprints, and an explanation of why you couldn’t just buy a fucking revolver.
Two shots in four seconds. Apparently you’re operating a fucking belt-fed.
Your suppressor is illegal. Your red dot needs batteries. His .45 won two world wars and hasn’t left its holster since the Clinton administration.
You bent down for your brass. He blew the whistle and stepped on it like a prison guard finding a shank.
You asked for the manager. He rotated his pumpkin slightly and said “Speaking.”
There’s a candle where his brain should be.
It’s the brightest he’s ever been.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Fox Firearms Co.
- Email: fox-firearms-co-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Fudd-O-Lantern Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
