Paranormal Operator Tee
You left your gear piled on a chair. At 0300, the chair was empty and something in the hallway called you a fucking liability.
Now twelve grand of empty gear is standing at the foot of your bed, whispering “Your retention sucks.”
You scattered salt. He asked if that was your entire perimeter plan.
The priest showed up in sandals. The ghost canceled the exorcism over exposed toes and handed him a fucking packing list.
You tried the Ouija board. He spelled “WHO THE FUCK IS PULLING SECURITY?”
You told him to cross over. He demanded smoke and covering fire.
He can phase through the door. He’s waiting for you to breach it.
You’re in your underwear. He’s already disappointed.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Fox Firearms Co.
- Email: fox-firearms-co-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Paranormal Operator Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
